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single and ready to mingle

1. you are single and ready to hookup with someone
2. you are single and ready to get to know people
i am single and ready to mingle
by anon11109876543210 September 16, 2014
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stripper singles

a lot of crumpled up one dollar bills, usually smelling of ass and cocaine. people do not like being paid in stripper singles, especially if you're buying something over $20.
brittany: you have the money? its 25 you know....
me:yup, just let me count it out...( takes out wad of money)
brittany: uggghhh really? you're paying in stripper singles?!
by hippie.dippie.trippie September 30, 2012
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i don't give a single fuck

A: Your ex-girlfriend slept with another guy in Class.
B: I don't give a single fuck! (well, you actually do)
by Fornicras November 25, 2013
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single-minded

to be self absorbed with whats going on, to not care about anything else except for one thing only. To have a one track mind.
after billy won the championship trophy, he couldn't stop bragging about it, he was being so single-minded.
by cockboy101 March 20, 2010
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songmeanings.net

A website which
-is cool
-then goes down because they want to upgrade the site but don't want a functioning site in the meantime
-then goes live with the old version after realizing their mistake
-and then goes down to "setup a router"
www.songmeanings.net is down again!
yeah they really like to mess with their users dont they?
by BlakeOPS August 1, 2004
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Single-ply

Cheap. Second-rate.

White-trash, trailor-park quality.

Refers to most anything made and imported from China/Taiwan.
Uncle Kenny is single-ply. He would only let Aunt Darlene buy Strawberry Suave $1 shampoo, and would never eat out unless it was two-for-one, all-you-can-eat, early-bird special.

That bitch was all decked out in some single-ply bling from the Dollar Tree.

That was one single-ply wedding reception with easy-cheese on ritz and a dollar dance to pay for the honeymoon at the Comfort Inn & Suites.
by sctopshelf January 31, 2010
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sondler

A co-worker who can simultaneously accomplish two tasks with great efficiency; specifically sucking cock and fondling balls in order to elevate status, pay, position or any time some hardcore ass kissing seems appropriate.
Donny has become quite the sondler on his way to the top of the corporate ladder and may even get promoted to shift supervisor.
by Kitikozmos27 March 6, 2017
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