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shitface cockmaster

A person who is of course a real cockmaster.. who can and will take a good shit on someone's face. (As Needed)
Johnny! get out his way.. he's the shitface cockmaster I been telling you about.
by ChangWang April 30, 2003
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Jedi Cockmaster

One of a select few chosen ones in the galaxy who has attained a mastery of the art of cock handling beyond human capabilities. Jedi Cockmasters typically can make a penis erupt without even being in the same room.
"That brazilian whore we meant in miami was insane, true Jedi Cockmaster!
by buckmonster October 27, 2008
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cockmaster

Person who raises roosters for fun, profit and possibly illegal fighting and betting.
What did you think it meant?
by Luigi August 10, 2004
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slockmaster

Derived from the term "slock" or "slocking" which in this case refers to the act of spearing an animal (characterized by the satisfying sound of a spear or arrow slicing through flesh), "Slockmaster" an occupation absolutely rocked by Tim Wells, The American Slockmaster, refers to the mastery of the act of slocking.
Look at the way he speared that deer, what a slockmaster!
by RubyCalMG October 12, 2021
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Sacmaster

When a male gets bit in the sac by an animal and gets stitches
What's up sacmaster
by Tjvaites2018 July 3, 2015
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shitfaced cockmaster

A man or woman who enjoys eating other people's shit and loves cocks. Can be referred to as master of all cocks. Usually used as an insult between men.
As in - uhhhh you like to eat shitty cocks; you are a shitfaced cockmaster
by G-DUDE May 30, 2006
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cletus cockmaster

When a girl takes a man's dick and squeezes it between her nose and her upper lip
Sally asked Bob, "Want me to give you a cletus cockmaster?"
Bob answered,"Shhhhhh."
by Tight Gonk March 5, 2009
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