Sober Sleepover

The point in a relationship when you are officially dating someone even if you haven't had the 'are we dating' conversation. Several drunken sleepovers may have occured at this point but once a Tuesday rolls around, you watch a movie together, and have a alcohol free sleepover...you are dating.

Ben: How are things with Julie? You've been hanging out a ton. Are you all dating yet?
Rich: Good, but no way we've only hung out 3 or 4 times.
Ben: Have you had a sober sleepover?
Rich: Um...yeah.
Ben: Dude, you're totally dating.

by bhl1677 December 10, 2009

sober patch

The point of drunkedness where you are so drunk that you believe you are sober.

Person A: Guys, I think we've had a lot to drink.
Person B: nah man....you've just hit your sober patch.

by nycanuck April 16, 2013

sober birthday

A sober birthday is the day that marks the end of a person’s addiction. Some individuals will use the last day that he or she used drugs to mark his or her sober birthday, or the day after the last time they used.

Most of all, a sobriety birthday (also known as a sobriety anniversary, sober anniversary, recovery anniversary, or sobriety milestone) also serves as a reminder of the progress you've made, and the new life an addict has chosen for themselves.

It’s my sober birthday today and I’ve been 12 years clean. I’m going to go out with my friends and have a nice meal and mocktails.

by Sickomonster November 06, 2022

sober assassin

To hook up with inebriated women while sober. Derived from
Tuching.

Dude how did you get in her pants so quickly, you must be a sober assassin.

harry told me he was being a sober assassin last night when he fucked kelsey.

by tuchman1 June 24, 2009

Sober Monitor

Someone who wants to rage their fucking face off but can't
and has to watch over the event.

Power Savage had to be a sober monitor at the rager because he was too power hungry at chapter meeting.

by princessfratdaddy December 14, 2011

sober moment

when shit gets mad serious and you need to act 100% clean and sober.

Oh fuck, sober moment guys. I spilt the beer on my moms bed

by negro hero July 27, 2009

Sober Sad

The weekly depression you get for being currently sober and waiting for the weekend. Common symptoms include: lack of motivation, low energy, crying, rage, suicidal thoughts, and non-alcoholism. People can also feel sober sad exactly when they start to sober up after being cured from sober sadness.

"Jon looks like he wants to kill himself"
"yeah he's sober sad, we need to get him fucked up!"

by malcohol September 28, 2019