soil sample

Falling face first in dirt

She took a soil sample when she was running around

by emhgames January 29, 2014

soil the mattress

a failure to find a clean solution to a problem with high stakes.

also, a polite way to say someone "shit the bed"

Chip: What took you guys so long?

Paul: Ted shit the bed. He locked his keys in the car

Ted: (no response, because he knows he really did soil the mattress this time)

Chip: fuck. You're such a dumbass.

by MmongerT February 11, 2014

from the soil

One who comes directly from the place being referred to. Where you are from & live.

We been out here kickin it since pampers. We from the soil

by Burnie Sanders June 11, 2016

soiled yourself

When someone shits them self.

"I got so wasted last night"
"Aye ana a rember when you soiled yourself"

by EJWWJE December 14, 2013

Soil Bandit

(Noun) A person too poor or intelligent to pay for dirt, a common city problem.

Derek and Leyanna were too drunk and poor to buy potting soil so they became soil bandits

by Pabst Pandas March 28, 2010

Soil Tester

A "dirt farmer" that only sticks it in an inch.

(see definition of dirt farmer)

Come on baby, I will only put in the tip, I just want to test the soil. Hence, " soil tester "

by GIS- October 23, 2009

Soil

A woman's anus particularly when dirty and while having anal sex.

I stuck it in Sheila's Soil last night, it was really stinky!

by Baron Von Whatshisface March 18, 2014