synchronized douchebags

When there are two cars in front of you on a two-lane road going exactly the same speed, preventing you from passing. Can be expanded for three or more lanes, or even walking behind people on the sidewalk.

I would have been here earlier but these damn synchronized douchebags on the Parkway didn't let me pass for 20 miles!

by purplecowboy September 11, 2009

synchromatic

Automatically in synch.

Mike and Edith appear to be synchromatic in our meetings. They work very well together.

by micjones September 30, 2008

ear synch

If you miss someone a lot and are away from them, you can both listen to the same song at the same time, and you will feel a deep connection to the other person, you will imagine what they are doing and feeling. It is different than talking on the phone. Both people get a strange feeling of bittersweetness and connection while the song is playing.

I miss Andrew so much since he is in LA. We ear synch sometimes to connect to each other.

by Angelacia May 14, 2007

synchronised brain tumors

two or more people in a group having all suffering from headaches at the same time

Guy 1: Man I have a headache
Guy 2: Me too, it's killing me
Guy 3: The synchronised brain tumors are at it again

by KeeKz October 29, 2007

synchrobate

1. portmanteau of "synchronized masturbation"
2. to synchronize masturbating to porn videos online with friends

The two long-distance friends decided to synchrobate to the same XTube video.

by telosandcontext July 10, 2009

synchronized crotches

when your getting it on & you're both really into it & its just raw, hard pounding w/out anyone missing a beat

we had that synchronized crotches thing going on this morning & i came so hard i couldn't even see!

by phat pussy4u August 23, 2010

synchronitus vaginus

When a group of women who live together have their periods synchronized.

don't you hate when the tri-delts go all synchronitus vaginus and no ones getting anything?

by Danica J May 11, 2015