snoodildo

a dildo used to snoodle. it is pretty much an uncircumsized dildo

Bill: Hey John wanna come over and snoodle?
John: Nah i can't im busy, just use a snoodildo

by gmayo728 December 2, 2009

Snoldo's

The act of secretly caressing your girlfriends breast without her noticing.

GF: Oh my god I didn't notice you had your hand there.
BF: I had Snoldo's

by RKO111 July 12, 2011

Snoode

An individual who thinks of themselves as being better than or above others around them.

a) Hey man did you end up talking to that girl?
b) Yeah i did she was such a snood.
a) Well thats to bad, she did look kind of like a snoode tho.

by micahxxx December 2, 2011

Snodging

The act of sniffing a seat or place where a female has been sat to gain arousal

Hey bro what you been doing today? Well I saw the girls hockey team had been sat on the picnic benches so I've been snodging all afternoon

by Pieman3030 January 8, 2019

Toot the Snooder

To smoke Marijuana from a pipe.

I like to toot the snooder after a hard days work.

by worldanew September 5, 2013

Edward Snowden

Technology Specialist and former US Intelligence employee. Passionate about his Country’s Constitution 🇺🇸. Revealed that Intelligence of his country & Western Intelligence in general (the Five eyes alliance), was developing, and is using advanced technology, for domestic purposes; to spy on 👀, and persecute its own its citizens; without justification, cause, or court approval; including the allies of the west, including, politicians & leaders, such as Angela Merkel; operating outside the Law. Edward Snowden currently has safety in Russia.

“The National Security Agency monitored the phone conversations of 35 world leaders ... according to a classified document provided by whistleblower Edward Snowden”

~ The Guardian, Friday 25 Oct 2013

The most recent pinned tweet from Edward Snowden’s Twitter account ...

“When a crooked politician calls me traitor, ask yourself: who did I betray? The courts have ruled repeatedly that the programs I revealed were unlawful, and likely unconstitutional—a violation of your rights.

If this is treason, what they call loyalty is a crime”

The 4th Amendment 🇺🇸 of the US Constitution ...

“The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized”

“I do not want to live in a world where everything I do and say is recorded”

~ Edward Snowden 🇺🇸

“I will splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the wind”

~ John Fitzgerald Kennedy 🇺🇸

“My thinking on the Assange pardon is very simple: setting aside all else, Trump will either be remembered as the first President since JFK who from his first to last day in office was hated by the NSA, CIA, and FBI, or as the one who caved to pressure at the very last moment”

~ Edward Snowden 🇺🇸

“If you judge a man by his enemies, I'm doing pretty well”

~ Edward Snowden 🇺🇸

by mr_carter_da_honkytonk_player_ March 9, 2021

snoodler

When an uncut homosexual wraps his foreskin around another homosexual's penis and jacks him off.

"Wow lance sure is a snoodler"

by Evan Freakin Miller October 1, 2005