Shoemaker

A small man but a good one however thou struggles intellectually.

That guy over there is shoemaker; he’s got it going on.

by Lukeb0,0 October 29, 2019

snowflakery

A person who is committed to constantly pushing their unwarranted sense of entitlement on others.

“I see George’s comments are still containing SNOWFLAKERY opinions.”

by FlashCarrNash August 9, 2020

shoemakered up

Many levels past drunk, drinking everyone elses alcohol, and talking to invisible people. You also need to blow far, far beyond the legal limit of 0.08 to achieve this level of impairment. Being a Shoemaker means being verbally loud and nonsensical, whistling loudly, and spilling liquor out of your nose.

He just fell head first into the beer fridge. He's all Shoemakered up!

by Tine1144 February 12, 2022

jake shoemaker

Crazy ass kid in Colorado that gets shit thrown in his window well and he annually beats Brian Grogans ass.

Dude Jake shoemakers house got shit on by the 6th graders.

by Mitch reynolds September 11, 2020

Trint Shoemaker

A twink boy who is everyone’s gay best friend and doesn’t realize it.

Dang bro, did you hear how Trint Shoemaker got friend zoned by every girl on Missouri States campus?????

by KumDumpster May 12, 2022

Snowmageddon

What weathermen in Oklahoma call a winter weather event.

Everyone went to Wal-Mart to prepare for the Snowmageddon.

by detentionofcsan February 21, 2011

Shewmaker

Slang term for a high and tight haircut, usually a 0 around the sides and a 1 on top, blended nicely.

When entering BoRics - "Give me a Shewmaker, and make it quick...."

by Bainer January 18, 2009