snort or sneeze

The act in which a man ejaculates into his/her nose and he/she has a choice as to whether they will "snort or sneeze."

Bella-"he came in my nose but i didn't know whether to snort or sneeze"

Aleks- "I WOULD HAVE SNORTED!!"

by Dingleberry12345 December 23, 2008

snort snack

Snort snack is were you snort a furit snack/swallow things through your nose

I like to snort snacks

by Unicorns are real21 June 11, 2017

Snort Lord

Someone who snorts a copious amount of cocaine.

Yo that guy is going crazy what’s wrong with him?

He’s probably a snort lord

by Clhernan01 February 21, 2019

Snort A Skeleton

When your cocaine hits like the ashes of your friend’s grandfather

Yo, I think tonight I’m tryna snort a skeleton

by noelmillerfanboi December 19, 2019

snort gasp

a small sound made by a woman when a man accidentally inserts his pen15 into her booty hole

Hayley K: omg last night he put it in my butt!
Beth: did you snort gasp???

by jace kim August 27, 2021

Snort Fucking

When you fuck him so GOOD … he Snorts!

Jenn was snort fucking Jason so good he snorted when he came!

by Roger and Virginia Claven May 14, 2022

Snort muffin

Snort muffin refers to a Canis lupus familiaris (doggo) with a short snout that is flat on the front, resembling a muffin. They tend to snort a frequent portion of the time due to nostril blockages.

Bulldogs, Pugs, Pekingeses, Boxers, etc. are all snort muffins!!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024