snorgtees

A rubbish advert which has unfortunatly made it past urbandictionary.com

guy 1: What did you go on last night?

guy 2: Indiana Jones Wiki

guy 1: was it good?

guy 2: Yeah, it was interesting but I saw a snorgtees ad

guy 1: OOOOHHHH NNNNNOOOOO!!!!!! Snorgtees has made it onto other websites! It's spreading like a plague!

by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall July 20, 2009

Snorgtees

The shirts that are advertised on this website the best one by far is Sheena AKA the girl with the black short shorts and a grey shirt but she is what we call rare only that average looking red head keeps showing up

Example of a snorgtees add-
an attractive girl ranging from a 7-9 out of ten posing in an sexy positions with a cliche shirt

by Alfredosauce97 June 27, 2011

snorgtee

a shirt that, when worn, essentially advertises the fact that you are a retard. this is due to the poor excuse of a joke printed on the front, accompanied with a lame picture to explain what crude childish humor was involved in making the "joke."

the only thing i like about snorgtee ads is the blond chick, who is at least kinda hot. shame she degraded herself to advertising retarded products.

by i hate snorgtees ads January 3, 2010

Snoorgtees

1: The combination of semi-average looking prostitutes who apparently aren't looking to get laid any time soon and a disturbingly obnoxious phrase taken from one of the internet's many social "geniuses".

2: 15 dollars for a shirt that says "lol".

Snoorgtees Ad Exec: "Would you care to fill out this Snorgtees survey?"

You: "Get Bent."

Ad Exec: "That's great! We can use it on a shirt with a picture of something bent!"

You: "Get fucked by a horse!"

Ad Exec: "That's great!"

by ex-cretin October 28, 2009

Snorgteeslut

The models who appear in the ads for Snorg Tees. Depicted wearing shirts that have snarky comments.

Dude, did you see that snorgteeslut last night ? Yeah, she thinks she's so hot, but she is so not !

by 2m8rh8r February 5, 2010

Snorgtees

T-shirt company with sense of humor so bad they need a slogan, they use flat or almost flat girls (that's why I liked the Bustedtees company better). From what I've seen it was the second advertiser here, nowadays the ads are much more varied (tg).

you don't wanna see an example of Snorgtees humor.

by Dhatz September 1, 2009

snorgtease

When you're reading urban dictionary or a webcomic or whatever and you see a really hot chic on the side of the page and you think to yourself, "Damnit she's hot!".

Dan was trying to lookup the meaning of rag, but he got snorgteased so hard that it was all over from there.

by Mr. Three AM March 4, 2011