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Snog

A real nice guy. But he can turn any girl into a guy after dating them. Pretty bad a sports but think he’s really good. Likes baseball and hockey but rides bench for both.
That dude is a real snog.
by Jfjevehdsbend November 13, 2018
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Snog

A heavy, warm fog that penetrates snow and causes it to melt rapidly.
This morning's snog melted most of the snow.
by Everyonehasadream April 22, 2024
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Snog

an intense, deep sleep often brought on by exhaustion.
1. alright man i’m pretty tired i’m gonna go snog for a while.

2. look at that guy, he’s snogging so hard he’s drooling.
by Dylinn July 30, 2025
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Snog!

A Snog is when a girl (or guy depending on your taste) is giving you a rim job and in the middle she stops, grabs a funnel and some eggnog and starts to pour it into your asshole. When she is done you rip a giant fart spraying the eggnog and whatever else onto her face.
Man i want a snog!then you can have 1!!!!
by aaron and philip December 12, 2008
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snog scale

a scale used to define where you are dating wise
5 sticky eyes (Be careful using this. I’ve still got some complete twit following me around like a seeing-eye dog.)
1 holding hands
2 arm around
3 goodnight kiss
4 kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath (What you need for this is a sad mate who’s got a watch but no boyfriend.)
4.5 hand snogging (I really don’t want to go into this. Ask Jas.)
5 open mouth kissing
6 tongues
6.5 ear snogging
6.75 neck nuzzling
7 upper body fondling – outdoors
8 upper body fondling – indoors (in bed)
Virtual number 8 (When your upper body is not actually being fondled in reality, but you know that it is in your snoggees head.)
9 below waist activity (or bwa) (Apparently this can include flashing your pants. Don’t blame me. Ask Jules.)
10 the full monty (Jas and I were in the room when Dad was watching the news and the newscaster said, “Tonight the Prime Minister has reached Number 10.” And Jas and I had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazzes.)
i got to number 8 on the snog scale with mark last night!!
by Eza January 3, 2008
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snog scale

This is the snog scale, there is a georgia nicholson version, but the one at our school is slightly different
0.5 Hug
1 Holding hands
2 Arm Around
2.5 Footsie
3 Goodnight kiss
4 Kiss lasting 3 mines without a breath
4.5 Hand snogging
5 Open mouth snogging
6 Snogging with tongues
6.25 lip nibbling
6.5 neck nuzzling
6.75 ear snogging
7 Upper body fondling (outside shirt)
8 Upper body fondling (inside shirt)
8.25 Lower body fondling (outside)
8.5 Lower body fondling (inside, or if wearing skirt)
8.75 Stripping
9 Below waist activity (B.W.A)-- Like third base
10 Full monty
" I got to 8 on the snog scale with Henry yesterday!!"
by Kathryn D March 29, 2008
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snog in the grass

After simple snogging, John and Martha decided to try a snog in the grass.
by Margott November 4, 2007
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