nerd sniffles

Frequent, mild sickness experienced by gamers and software developers that guzzle coffee, stay up late, never exercise, and so forth. Often mistaken for legitimate illness and disease; nerd sniffles is in fact easily cured by going outside, sleeping well, eating right, going to the gym, and generally not being a nerdy weakling.

Bob: Hey, has anyone seen John? He's been taking a lot of sick days lately...
Chris: He's at home today. He bought a couple more games on Steam the other night and caught a bad case of nerd sniffles.

by MisterGainer May 13, 2014

Symphony of Sniffles

When you travel to Japan, in the midst of winter, and you realise no cunt actually blows their snoz in public.

Lez had taken off his headphones on the subway, to take a break from music, only to be greeted by a ‘symphony of sniffles’.

by Cal94 September 19, 2019

The Six60 Sniffles

When you have a slight cold after standing in the pouring rain at the 2022 Six60 Saturdays Concert at Eden Park

"Gods man I feel awful, I think I have the Six60 Sniffles after the weekend!"

by ZeVol November 20, 2022

snuffilufigus

The brown fuzzy character on seaseme street who looked like a fucked up elephant.

kid 1: Hey that looks like an elephant! but its brown..and fuzzy.
kid 2: That's a snuffilufigus!

by christay tay April 14, 2005

sniffcuss

This is when you sniff and cuss at the same time.

Tristan: I love ya babe! ^_^
Hollie: Shi-*sniff*-t, no you don't!
Tristan: Hehe, you sniffcussed...
Hollie: I love you...

by Tristan Vash March 23, 2005

Sniffylis

1. A communicable airborne disease (such as the flu or common cold) transmitted between parties by intimate and/or sexual contact. A pathogenic disease that has become an STD.

2. The thanks you get for driving two hours to take care of some sick-ass homeboy.

3. A condition that can only be remedied by large quantities of Emergen-C, rest, and fluids (preferably of the bodily variety). Or by punching babies with a razor.

Joey was sick in bed, so I took him some soup. We got it on, and now I've got a serious case of sniffylis.

by Benny the Icepick August 31, 2008

Shit Sniffies

The distinct smell of fecal matter, usually after anal insertion.

Evan Devine had a wicked case of the shit sniffies, after he sat on that bottle.

by sirvolta July 1, 2009