seattle

the best place in the entire world.. so what if it rains? it makes it so green & beautiful. the mountains are so big & majestic and everywhere you turn there's something even more pretty than what you last looked at. pike place market is so cute!

I really miss Seattle . . .

by dannimo April 3, 2005

Seattle

One of the most picturesque cities not only in the U.S., but the world.
Home of the Space Needle, Pike Place Market, Safeco Field/Seahawk Stadium, Boeing Field, and some great views out into the mountains, especially Mt. Rainier.

See also Seatown, Emerald City, and Rainy City.

Everyone needs to visit Seattle at least once in their lives.

by City on da Sea March 17, 2005

Seattlefornia

Southern California during a heavy extended rainfall which is more common in the Pacific Northwest.

Three days of nonstop rain in SoCal has taken away the smog and made everything green, so we're in Seattlefornia until it stops and everything returns to normal.

by boratfan1 November 19, 2011

Seattle Stir-fry

The act of vomiting on a mans penis, and using the vomit as a lubricant for a hand job.

I went out Janet last, thing got pretty hot and heavy. She ended up giving me a Seattle Stir-fry in the back of her 1996 Ford Taurus.

by rpm04wrx December 23, 2014

Snatterbox

A static box used by TV networks on the sidelines of NFL games. The snatterbox is a trap-type box for holding cords and other important technical types of things.

What that is, a snatterbox?

by cccccc75 January 29, 2017

Seattle Supersonics

A basketball team who was good in the late 70s and early 80s, was mediocre for about a decade, then started getting good again in the 90s. In the mid 90s, all-stars Shawn Kemp, Gary Payton, and Detlef Schrempf led them to be the best team in the west, and finally to a finals run in which they lost to the bulls (who were 70-12) 4-2 in an exciting series. After which, Shawn Kemp got fat, did cocaine and had 30 kids, and Detlef Schrempf got traded, yet the Sonics remained a playoff team. Soon the Sonics will work their way back to where they were and win an NBA Championship.

The SeattleSupersonics are the best team ever.

by James January 10, 2004

Seattle sports teams

Seattle sports teams are notorious for losing the big game. Now Seattle is a great city, but I can't help but notice how well Seattle sports teams do during the regular season and sometimes go deep in the playoffs, ony to choke during the big game(s), that are essential for victory. True Seattle sports fans probably feel my pain, so we should ban together and force Bill Gates to buy the Mariners(who need the most help). I'm sure that with a payroll 5x the amount of the Yankees, the Mariners would finally be able to bring home a world series Victory to the Emerald city.

(Adrian Beltre gets paid 12.9 million a season)

Seattle Mariners: yr.2001 116 wins 46 losses -thats right 116 wins!
Seattle Sonics: yr.2004-05 52wins 30 losses -Sacramento was too easy!
Seattle Seahawks:yr.2005-06 13wins 3 losses -On to Detroit!

FINISH?????

The Mariners fall to the New York Yankees in the championship series, The Sonics lose to the San Antonio Spurs during the western semifinals, and to top it all off, the Seahawks totally fuck the Superbowl against the Pittsburgh Steelers on national television! (thanks to the officials) Although that was one hell of a way for Jerome Bettis to polish off his outstanding career.

(If you live in Washington, feel free to scream as loud as you can. If not, find Washington State on a map, put your finger on it and laugh)

Seattle sports teams are the best!

by The Chuk May 22, 2006