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snarktapuss

Snarktapuss: A snotty snarky person acting like a pussy.
Jane is in a bad mood, she's acting like a snarktapuss. We should stone her.
by Snarky lady November 11, 2013
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snark hunt

Searching for something that doesn't exist.
We spent hours looking for the great new bar John told us about, but it turned out to be a snark hunt.
by Lee Charles Kelley May 17, 2016
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fart snarker

a person who sniffs up all the fumes before anyone else has a chance to smell any of them
my ex-husband was a fart snarker (his own) and then he'd say "ahhh, that was a good one". Of course, I couldn't verify that because there was nothing left for me!
by ca artist September 4, 2009
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parallel snarking

1. v. - the act of harassing a driver, from the passenger seat, into attempting to fit his car into a space that is too small.

2. v. - ridiculing a driver, from the passenger seat, during the act of parallel parking.
1. Passenger: "Whoa, you banged that fender pretty hard."

Driver: "Well, I didn't think I would fit here until all your parallel snarking about how easy it would be to pull in."

2. Passenger: "Dude, how many times are you going to back up and pull forward until you stick the landing?

Driver: "Hey, I can't concentrate on what I'm doing if you're sitting there parallel snarking."
by scatterfan September 16, 2009
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Snark

A creature defined in Lewis Carroll's "The Hunting of the Snark". Decribed as those creatures "that have feathers, and bite, and those that have whiskers, and scratch".
"If your Snark be a Snark, that is right:
Fetch it home by all means—you may serve it with greens,
And it’s handy for striking a light.
You may seek it with thimbles—and seek it with care;
You may hunt it with forks and hope;
You may threaten its life with a railway-share;
You may charm it with smiles and soap—”
by Snark Hunter April 18, 2008
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Snarky

Witty in a sarcastic, kind of in-your-face way. Yet still meant as a playful joke to prove an obvious point.
Jonathan Clements is really snarky. If he has to explain something, he'll type it into Google and press the Staples "Easy" button.
by DebateQueen November 13, 2012
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snarky

Being wittily sarcastic with a hint of being an ass-hole.
Usage: I can always count on Joel McHale and the Soup for hilarious, snarky commentary on all things pop culture.
by w0rdsm1th July 18, 2009
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