Snacident

n. An incident in which your snack falls on the floor or suffers some other fate, rendering it inedible.

"Hey, you knocked my chips ahoy on the floor, and now I can't eat 'em. That's one bad snacident."

by Kris & Vicki April 8, 2008

snapitude

An expression in which an independent observer witnesses a powerful insult being said by one person to another.

Person one to person two: your girlfriend got knocked up by the guy from planned parenthood. What a scralet woman.

Person three: Snapitude!

by Randal Turley December 24, 2007

snapdragon

while getting a blowjob, just before orgasm slap her on the back of the head driving the penis down her throat. she can't bite down while gagging, and she tries not to swallow so there is only one place to come out...her nose. throw her a towel and tell her to clean herself up then RUN. when she gets done blowing the jiz from her nose and the tears from her eyes she is gonna want to kill you.

The perfect way to get yourself out of a bad relationship with a two bit whore is by giving her the snapdragon.

by phillip lacefield March 28, 2007

SNAIDS

Snail aids... somewhat like GAIDS but not... made just for Kenny.

"You just got SNAIDS. HAHAHA!"

by Dayna January 21, 2004

Albino Snapdragon

When a girl is giving head and the guy's about to cum, the girl chomps down on his dick and the cum squirts out into her mouth.

Did you hear that Craig got head last night from Morgan? She gave him an albino snapdragon but he still wants more.

by Jennie January 8, 2009

Snapic

A level of Epic that only Severus Snape can achieve.

Severus Snape said always and thus always became a snapic word.

by shaggsron November 6, 2011

snapisode

1)The act of a friend snapping you their crisis, in which you care less about.

2)The annoying bombardment of a friend snapping you, because they are bored.

"Holy hell I have 13 new snaps from sarah!"
"Dude, your girl is having a snapisode!"
"Well fuck"

by Jmasie December 18, 2013