The result of prolonged and over-enthusiastic deep throat where the lips turn blue from suffocation and vomit fills the mouth from gag reflex.
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Person 2: Well that dumbass is a Crippled Smurf
Person 2: Well that dumbass is a Crippled Smurf
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The state of being non-exclusive
State of being friends for only appearance and other social events i.e. Little 500 Weekend or Weekly lunches
Not to be confused with the antonym :Friends
Duties-
-No phone calls
-Only waving when necessary
-Sitting together ONLY when mutual friends are present
-Minimal text messaging
-Having alternate schedules
-Non-acknowledgment at social events, parties, movie nights, study groups, probates, malls, kiosk, etc.
-Always provide proof and reason for your "Surface-necessity Friendship"
State of being friends for only appearance and other social events i.e. Little 500 Weekend or Weekly lunches
Not to be confused with the antonym :Friends
Duties-
-No phone calls
-Only waving when necessary
-Sitting together ONLY when mutual friends are present
-Minimal text messaging
-Having alternate schedules
-Non-acknowledgment at social events, parties, movie nights, study groups, probates, malls, kiosk, etc.
-Always provide proof and reason for your "Surface-necessity Friendship"
Boy: We're just Surface Friends, but if you're not doing any thing wanna go to the doctor with me?
Girl: No thanks, because we're just "surface friends" and thats over stepping my SF responsibilities
Boy:Trust! you were the last person I asked
Girl: Of-course because we're just Surface Friends
Girl: No thanks, because we're just "surface friends" and thats over stepping my SF responsibilities
Boy:Trust! you were the last person I asked
Girl: Of-course because we're just Surface Friends
by The Orignal "Surface Friend" April 26, 2010
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Generally the purpose of smurfing is to improve oneself without compromising the statistics of a main account. It allows gamers to try new strategies, or simply play without worrying about a "record".
Generally the purpose of smurfing is to improve oneself without compromising the statistics of a main account. It allows gamers to try new strategies, or simply play without worrying about a "record".
David: Didn't see you online at all today.
Rich: I was smurfing earlier, tried the AS50 with the ACOG attachment, was lots of fun. Playing around with some new stuff.
David: Didn't want to mess up your stats I see.
Rich: I was smurfing earlier, tried the AS50 with the ACOG attachment, was lots of fun. Playing around with some new stuff.
David: Didn't want to mess up your stats I see.
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Get the Smurf Yeah mug.A realistic image of a Smurf or Shaylushay (Шайлушай) is an artwork of a Smurf that has a face of a cat and is holing a snail on its back. the image became a TikTok trend in September 2023,
The picture isn't loading but I swear if its that realistic Smurf cat thing im gonna fucking lose it
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Smurfology, as expounded by Mr. D. Darko:
Donnie Darko- “Smurfette doesn't fuck.”
Sean Smith- “That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.”
Ronald Fisher- “No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.”
Sean Smith- “Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?”
Ronald Fisher- “What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.”
Sean Smith- “Yeah, what he does, he films the gangbang, and he beats off to the tape.”
Donnie Darko- “First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?”
Ronald Fisher- “Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?”
Donnie Darko- “Smurfette doesn't fuck.”
Sean Smith- “That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.”
Ronald Fisher- “No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.”
Sean Smith- “Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?”
Ronald Fisher- “What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.”
Sean Smith- “Yeah, what he does, he films the gangbang, and he beats off to the tape.”
Donnie Darko- “First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?”
Ronald Fisher- “Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?”
by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011
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