Smunch

The combo of smash and crunch.

In Star Trek with Captain Kirk those fake rocks should have smunched them instead of bouncing off.

by BunnySlippersox May 26, 2014

smung

The smelly haze generated by a gigantic, uncontrolled, smouldering pile of bovine manure.

Jethro: Festus, can ya b'lieve the mount'n 'hind the feedlot is still smokin'?

Festus: Word! I caught it clear from town. The smung is wack.

Jethro: What?

by Pgiddy January 19, 2005

smunge

Smunge is like something getting crunched up, but like softer, like how they make the cars today, they smunge up on impact rather than crunch up. It's basically any kind of soft impact.

I put the empty can of Mt. Dew under my foot and then smunged it into the ground.

by Onideus Mad Hatter June 4, 2007

Smuncle

The term commonly used to describe violently smothering your oppenent's face with your sweaty ass-cheeks after being involved in vigorous physical activity, thus creating a sweaty ass mess for their face.

Yesterday, after a few hours of cardio workout, I smuncled my brother Winston.

by Beee Veee February 7, 2010

Smunt

Smurf Cunt.

A term used within the Ingress gaming community, to describe an obnoxious and sociopathic smurf. A smurf is someone who plays for the blue team (the Resistance).

That fat bloke from Tooting is by far the biggest smunt I've ever met.

by [e-mail] February 22, 2015

Smunderthut

Extreme insult on one who goes above and beyond to be a dirty, trashy, sleezy hoebag. Use with ease and caution. Smunderthuts are very crazy. Comes from the word smut/thundersmut.

Linda is the queen of all SMUNDERTHUTS!

by William Merle Rigby JR June 29, 2004

nut smunt

when the guys balls are sweaty.

Wow, honey. Go wipe the nut smunt off your balls.

by nikki sullivan August 9, 2006