smoll bean

fucking 9 year olds on roblox who think theyre so cute and loveable because their avatar is shorter. you'll often find them in games like royalr high,adopt me, or meep city who are ODing a slender and using punctuation for faces like : XD , xp , xb , xd , :> , :< , ;w; and qwq.

I crushed the smoll bean with my foot and smiled at the sound of its bones crunching at my feet.

by SoopMan September 21, 2020

Smol Bean

That someone is so cute they are a bean
Typically used in fandoms

Phil is such a Smol Bean
I agree! He is adorable

by Tomato_Cultivator April 21, 2016

Smol Pupper

A small doggo
Smol but sassy
Cute aesthetic
Does not bork
Here are 2 smol puppers

Look at dat smol pupper over there, why wont he bork?

by SquishySuperStar October 17, 2017

Smol Peen

fucken micro cock

Reece has a fucken smol peen

by smolpeenboiReece August 19, 2018

Smoll

A Small And Cute thing

She is So Smoll Right now

by An. Average.bitch July 6, 2017

smol bean

Someone who is very child-like and adorable, often linked to a band or YouTuber fandom.

Tyler and Josh are such smol beans.
Dan and Phil are smol beans.

by I'm a Dalek April 9, 2017

May Swine Smolder

An epic pig roast occurring annually in May. In order for a proper swine smolder, said pig must weigh in excess of 100 lbs (45.36 kg) and be outrageously expensive. Also, in order to be official, said event must be announced daily beginning on April 7th of the given year. In addition, if one is invited to a May Swine Smolder and declines the invitation, that person is an ultimate schmeeb.

The epicness of this year's May Swine Smolder can't be matched.

by hog hooligan May 1, 2010