a can of smashed assholes

Used to define a rather homely individual.

He's as ugly as a can of smashed assholes!

by CJ5GUY May 4, 2006

Smashed her back doors in

performed the art of anal sex with her

I smashed her back doors in
Did you smash her back doors in?

by super27 January 26, 2011

smashed the homie

when you find out you're girlfriend fucked one of your bestfriends & or associate.

Ray J: danger smashed the homie!

Everyone else: aw man, rayj what you gone do man?

Ray J: ion knw i wanna eliminate that bitch

by Bad'bitch January 25, 2010

Big Bag of Smashed Ass

A way to describe a smell that is soo repulsive, even shit itself can't stand to bear it.

When Josh is done taking a shit, it smells like a Big Bag of Smashed Ass!

by Captain Wafer February 24, 2010

smashed whacked

The act of being both heavily drunk and stoned, a state of pure confusion, awe and wonder

Cool Guy 1: Bro, what was up with Scooty last night?
Cool Guy 2: He was just smashed whacked man, dw.

by krillf_man9 May 15, 2016

defo smashed

A term used to describe two or more individuals in the same picture (athletes and celebrities especially) insinuating they engage in a sexual intercourse, therefore the post-coital photography is made. The term originated came from twitter or Instagram (aka ZuccPhotoAlbum)

least horny r/nbacirclejerk user: *sees a picture of Luka and salt bae* Defo smashed fr 🔥🔥🔥👿👿👿👿

by MilkLizard October 9, 2021

smashed pasty

After having sexual intercourse, the vagina becomes known as a smashed pasty.

Last night I got lucky with this rough bird, went back to her place, and I got the hell outta there this morning before she got her smashed pasty our for seconds!

by Siobhan Smith July 27, 2008