Serial Smiler

Someone who has the same smile in virtually all the pictures that they take.

Bob: Dude, I've been looking at this girl's Facebook pictures for about 10 minutes now, and she has the same smile on her face in every one of them!

Tom: It's official; she's a Serial Smiler.

by Yahhhhhhhh August 17, 2010

dong sizer

An apparatus for measuring the size of one's dong. Actually, a repurposed pasta measurer. Available at finer beverage establishments in the La Crosse area.

Nason: I bet that guy has a tiny dong.

Steve: if only we had a dong sizer to be sure.

by Chester Pern July 2, 2011

smize

The condition of having ejaculate in one's eye, which stings like the dickens.

"That girl will never see me again. Last night I smized her."

"You son of a bitch! I'm smized!"

by GreenMermaid September 18, 2009

shizer

Eva Braun knew how to give Hitler a good "shizer": the act of defecating on another person's chest.

Hitler couldn't get off unless Eva gave him a good shizer.

by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004

sizerp

Sizerp is cough syrup and vodka mixed togther. YUMMY YUMMY

Robotussin and Skyy Blu, Tylonal and Chrystal, Motrin and Brewsky, etc.

by pseudonym June 19, 2005

sizer

A person that looks at other peoples genitals to compare with their own or others

Dude, why do you keep staring at my dick? Your suck a sizer!

by jigjuggla May 25, 2015

Smize

Smiling with your eyes.

Coined by Tyra Banks on the 13th cycle of America's Next Top Model.

You can't be a successful model if you can't Smize.

by Need2Smize September 19, 2009