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smishsmortion

when you don't want to say abortion, you say smishsmortion
Girl 1: whispers "I got an abortion"
Girl 2: what? I didn't hear you
Girl 1: "smishsmortion"
Girl 2: oh...shit
by plily July 31, 2012
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spishy

Guy1: Dude, that van's been driving around the neighborhood all night.
Guy2: Hmm, thats pretty damn spishy.
by birdcat November 30, 2006
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Smushy Bushy Beaver Box

An alliterative term for an Icelandic woman's slightly fuzzy gaping pudenda.
'Man, that smushy bushy beaver box smelt very fishy'
by Anarcha May 17, 2009
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smushy

When something is soft and mushy.
That chick's titties are very smushy.
by he's tiny! November 6, 2007
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Smishing

Smishing is a form of phishing that uses mobile phones as the attack platform.
Younger people fall for online scams probably more so through the likes of smishing and online banking
by Ranfurly March 31, 2022
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smushy

adjective used to describe something squishy but is not exactly squishy
mmmmm the sand under my toes feels smushy
by joshular February 1, 2010
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Smishmortion

When a female fails to tell you she is not on the pill, she is forced to get a smishmortion.
Did you hear that girl from high school who got the smishmortion?
by The Shakes March 2, 2009
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