Iain Duncan Smith

One time leader of the British Conservative Party - in which capacity he proved completely useless. Now he's back in the cabinet taking a big knife to the welfare system. Iain Duncan Smith is bald, rich and a cunt. He lives in his London home rent free. He has never been poor but he's determined to starve out the UK underclass (who were once a working class until Thatcher made them all unemployed in the 1980s). This bald-headed, self-righteous, upper-class, out of touch, money hoarding, benefit cutting, wankstain is also a very boring man by all accounts.

Benfit Claimant 1: You going Christmas shopping this afternoon?
Benefit Claimant 2: You're fucking joking right? All I've got to look forward to is Iain Duncan Smith cutting my unemployment peanuts off. Cunt!

by Charles Henry Scargill December 18, 2010

Smith Puget

Brother of Jade Puget. Tour manager for A Fire Inside. Manager for The Bravery. Guitar Tech for The Transplants.

Smith Puget is A Fire Inside's tour manager. He did tech work for The Transplants over Warped Tour '05. His older brother is Jade Puget, guitarist for AFI A Fire Inside.

by Linsey998 January 26, 2006

Kevin Smith

Has a short thick penis, much like a tuna can.

Man, did you see Kevin Smith’s cock? It looks like a can of tuna.

by Andre Blanco March 20, 2019

Loukas Smith

Says mommy during sex

"You like that Loukas Smith?"
"Oh yes MOMMY!"
"WHAT!?"
"uhhhhh... Nothing!"

by SinJinBinBen May 16, 2019

chad smith

drummer for the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Will Ferrel's long lost twin.

Steve: Wow! why is Will Ferrel playing the drums for rhcp
Dave: Nah dude thats Chad Smith

by Brian Gowdy June 22, 2007

Elliott Smith

An incredible singer-songwriter from Portland, The White City, who inspired a reign of waves of both obscure and popular musicians from the 90's until now. Currently, many lonely boys are connecting with his music because of some of the central themes of unrequited love in songs such as Pitseleh. He is also well known for his lovely and intricate guitar work, which is much more complex than it sounds. His songwriting and musical skills are near unmatched, especially in songs such as Junk Bond Trader, both for lyrics and melody. It is always easy to understand the meaning and purpose of his songs, even when you don't understand what it is referring to or the subject matter. They are just easy to relate to. Unfortunately, his depression led to his suicide as a reminder that something so overwhelmingly good, positive, and beautiful such as him could not have lasted much longer.

Elliott Smith is beautiful.

by soberhouse June 17, 2008

Jada Pinkett Smith

A Voldetart.

Jada Pinkett Smith's name must be kept out of out mouths. She is a Voldetart.

by Anya Christina Harris April 3, 2022