Smegma Sunrise

The act of collecting smegma under the foreskin until there is a ring of it. Then when masturbating, holding the foreskin closed when ejaculating. Then as a punishment for stinky pussy, holding the foreskin closed while peeing to create a charged shot of smegma, cum, and piss onto the woman’s face.

That girls pussy was so stank I had to give her a smegma sunrise.

by Yvng_Sauce January 12, 2021

smegma nuts

The most dangerous infection known to man worst than its other variant smegma

Guy1: Holy shit Bryant got smegma

Guy2: smegma like the cheese
Guy1: smegma nuts

Guy 2: Shut the fuck up I'm fucking your brother rn

by smeglord420 June 9, 2021

smegma

Buildup of skin and other crud found between the foreskin and penis

yuck...check out all the Smegma underneath my foreskin...DUUUUUUUUUDE!

by Zojase October 20, 2001

ocular smegma

A polite word for eye boogers-the dried,crusty material that collects on the inside corners of the eyes during sleep.Ocular smeg is naturally yellow in color,but,in women it can be black,dark blue or brown due to residues from mascara,eyeline,eye shadow,etc. Ocular smegma is very common in poodles and chihuahuas.Eye smeg can be particularly troublesome in persons suffering from colds,allegies,flu and pink eye.For some reason,young children don't like to eat eye smeg as much as they do boogers. Contrary to myth,ocular smegma is NOT caused by the Sand Man.

When I woke up this morning,I thought I had gone blind.It turned out my eyelids were matted shut with ocular smegma.

by wolfbait51 January 8, 2011

smegma popsicle

An erect penis covered with natural female lubricant and male ejaculate. Normally the penis in this condition is licked by the sexual partner.

After sexual intercourse, she devoured his smegma popsicle with gusto.

by Boris Simeon May 8, 2011

navel smegma

that gross white crud that smells like cheese that comes from your navel. it may collect lint and other particles further enhancing said cheese-like odor

this girl was goin down on me and said she smelled something foul...she was like damn nigga i think you got some navel smegma

by L-D to da D-Z November 8, 2006

sexmate

your most compatible sexual partner

I don't know if we're soulmates, but I'm sure we're sexmates.

by 'antha January 7, 2011