scatty

someone who is all over the place

oh no!!! ive forgot to go to that interview it must be because i lost my appointment card, where is that now? oh this must be it in my bra! I thought something was itchy! hehe!

by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005

Smarty

A nickname for a person of great intelligence, often a women with strong features, extremely beautiful and exotic.

"Hey, Smarty, what's new? I missed you."

by MAUI May 24, 2005

smutty

dirty, obscene, pornographic

Jack's mom found the stash of smutty magazines he kept hidden beneath his mattress.

Since she manages to turn every conversation into a discussion of sex, Jill was accused of having a smutty mind.

by nicog June 20, 2007

Satty

A small plastic resealable bag, commonly used to carry/distribute illicit drugs. (Australia)

"I dropped that satty at the bar when the cops came in."

by ExplodingBallz September 19, 2011

scatty

Scouse word; originated to describe something, scatty is like messy, wrong, scruffy, those kind of things.

Hayley: I snorted coke last night.
Harry: Thats pure scatty.

by J-Ma(\/ March 15, 2005

Mrs. Smartybitch

What you call a dumb fucking bitch who thinks she's really fucking smart, but she's bitchy about it.

Petra: Hey, did you know if you eat carrots, they make you orange?
Chris: Uhhmm... are you fucking stupid, no they don't.
Petra: Yes they do! I asked my doctor when I was 4!
Chris: Holy Fuck! Your dumb...
Petra: It's true, I swear! Your the fucking dumb one...
Chris: ... mhrrmmm... whatever you say Mrs. Smartybitch...

by KU$H August 6, 2010

Smatting

When two boys who are under the influence of drugs/alcohol (preferably shandy and weed) decide they are horny and wish to give each other a happy ending! They then proceed to admit doing so "but they aren't gay"

Sam: "me and Matt gave each other hand jobs last night, it was bants"
Elliot: "that's called smatting"
Sam: "we're not gay, just mates"

by Smatting April 26, 2015