Smaping

(1) The act of an overly smart person carrying out a rape. The smapist forces someone to ingage in unwanted sexual activities whilst making idle chitchat about algebraic topology.

(2) Proof that Aidan is more twisted than Kate

Be careful Kate maths lecturers are renowned smapists, smaping is an occupational hazard you've brought on yourself.

by shouldbestudying February 18, 2011

Mice skating

An Olympic sport for rodents

Let's watch the cute little mice go mice skating!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

Slatington

A small rural town in East Central Pennsylvania. This town is well-known for its 300 pound toothless women wnadering the streets. There are also an abundance of 14 year-old's dressing as prostitutes. The one piece of art in the city is a statue of some pervert fireman holding a baby.

I am a child molester so I went to Slatington.

I have a fat woman fetish so I went to get me some action in Slatington.

by death2qwerty January 24, 2005

slip seating

Slip seating refers to when a truck driver shares his girlfriend/wife with other truckers whilst he is on the road.

Trucker 1 "Hey Boomer, I'm 10-8 to the Windy City, I fancy slip seating Mrs Boomer, 42?"
Trucker 2 "That's a big 10-4 Admiral Scuttlebutt. I'll be checking out the Junk Buzzard of a lot lizard in Choo-Choo town"

by fourcnuts October 31, 2017

Smiting Stick

Kick-ass weapon. Used for smiting (duh).

Don't make me smite you. Smite you with my smiting stick! - Peter Godly

by Cortana Dragoon September 4, 2005

Ice Skating

A term for smoking and/or being high on crystal meth (ie. Ice) that's designed to confuse cops and sober white people.

Victor went Ice Skating then broke into his parents house and stole their TV.

by osm0sis July 10, 2009

skating rink

A ginormous diamond engagement ring. Often found on the ring finger of a gold digger.

Holy shit! I just got blinded by the skating rink on that chick's finger!

by koalaroo February 28, 2008