smacktard

A smacked retard that should never be online. Smacktards usually participate in such activities as blowing up his own team killing himself repeatedly etc. In real life smacktards conceal their nature but can easily be sniffed out with some lysol. If a smacktard is seen online he should be shot repeatedly in the head before he can do any damage.
"HEY SMACKTARD!!! (fired shots at head)"
"Yo smacktard you're on the BLUE team idiot!"
"Fuck we lost again. Let's go massacre the smacktard.It's his fault."
by Crutchcricket February 17, 2004
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Person who does something annoying in a netwiorked game.

Sanitized version of fucktard.



eg Gamespy Banner Ad, early 2004:
"We do not tolerate cheating smacktards!"
by Anthony Cassidy March 30, 2004
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The idea of someone being so retarded they deserve to be smacked.

This word is extremely flexible and can be used in almost any context.
if someone blocks you, you might say :

"bah, smacktard"


or how about this situation

* 1337boi has joined the channel
<ace> The smacktardidity in this channel has increased by 50%
by john July 09, 2004
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Don't team kill you smacktard
by PuGZoR March 19, 2003
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1. A disparaging term used predominantly in online gaming by anti-social nerds (generally under the age of 18) who fantasize about sexual relations with members of the same gender and regularly masturbate to illustrations of 11 year-old Japanese school girls getting fucked by octopuses.

After casually joining an online game and losing to a trash-talker nerd (who has devoted his life to the medium):

"U R SUCH A SMACKTARD IMA SMACK U IN UR MOUTH BITCH".

Note: This comment has no meaning to people who are not worthless piles of shit.
by ARYAN SUPER Soldier March 04, 2006
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smack= crack
tard= retart

smacktard= retart on crack
omfg!!!! u damn tk'in smacktard.
by ur mom March 31, 2004
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Someone who looks bad in a picture.
"Wow, I totally look like a smacktard in that picture!"
by Jeremy Fisher March 09, 2005
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