slickster

a smooth talking operator, hustler ,super salesman, or con artist.

Within minutes of meeting Blythe, The Slickster sweet talked her into letting him fuck her in all three holes and investing all her money.

by NWA10000 March 14, 2015

smackered

When one has consumed large nay enormous amounts of alcoholic beverages resulting in attempts to perform inhuman feats and make cheeky advances, such as 1: Attempting to convince your mates that you can climb the disco walls using only your penis. 2: Wrapping your lips around a tap and trying to suck out "all the water the UK has to offer" or 3: Cupping/kneading the left breast of a complete stranger claiming "It's totally fine it wasn't saggy".

"Oii you fuckin cunt! Did you just take a cheeky yet firm hold of my left milk dispenser? You MUST be Smackered!"

OR

"Seriously, last night was sick, how finished were you? I was absolutely invoiced."
"Mate, tell me about it, i fucked a tramp's dog, he was watching. Yep i was Smackered.com"

by DanEdd June 20, 2006

skankster

rude boy/girl/person who listens to ska music and/or participates in the act of skanking.

gordon mcrae is a fuckin skankster

by rudy October 31, 2003

clam smacker

when two lesbians,well, smack their "clams" together.

wow,that dike is definitely a clam smacker!

by Elena June 9, 2003

Koofi Smacker

it refers to slapping a koofi, yarmulkah or other religious garb off. The disrespect is due to one's clouded religious beliefs being literally smacked off their stupid heads. 'na mean?

Jimmy Jones is that real deal Koofi smacker. Ma$e better watch out...

by Shake Dog April 17, 2005

Slickster

Someone, usually from the suburbs, pretending to be a hipster but is too rich to pull it off. Such people are easily spotted because their "hipster" clothes are from mall stores instead of thrift shops, dumpsters and/or obscure emo band concerts.

Smelda, that slickster, isn't fooling anyone! They sell that shirt at hot topic."

by niles ward October 5, 2007

Skankster

A skankster is a skank that is also a gangster. This person can usually be defined by their clothing, for example. A skankster would probably wear a wife-beater with a bikini-top instead of a bra. In addition, a skankster is often allowing her thong to hang over the top of her pants so that people can see it. A skankster can also be defined by their actions. For instance, if she's drinking a 40 of beer while doing you...she's probably a skankster.

For example

Sandy - 'Jocelyn looked like such a skankster at the prom, couldn't she afford to wear a real bra?'

Nancy - 'Man, Shelby is such a skankster'
Jill - 'She totally isn't, I heard she's still a virgin!'

Carly - 'I think I'm going to dress up like a skankster for halloween.'
Jesse - 'What's that?'
Carly - 'It's a mix between a skank, and a gangster, can you go pick me up a brown paper bag,a Colt 45, and a crack pipe?'

by seniorponcho February 24, 2010