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slut muffin

A slut muffin is a term first coined in fall 2005 that describes a person who is appealing to the eye and is very charming. They can also be quite seductive.
A slut muffin is someone like Jim McMullen, Angelina Jolie, James Bond, etc. "As I heard him talk to those ladies at the party, there was no questioning his suave aura and the way his words escaped his mouth ever so smoothly. He was most certainly a slut muffin."
by Jim McMullen May 9, 2006
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Spudmuffin

That's one hot spudmuffin!
by paddymuncher November 5, 2011
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studmuffin

Grandma has a new studmuffin. (one of Janet Evanovich's books)
by Roslyn Nankivell June 18, 2003
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Slut Muffin

A slut muffin is a phrase created by Bobbie Lee Silver to describe people who act/look like sluts, yet aren't completely disrespected due to a cuteness or innocence. Most accusations tend to be targeted towards younger girls who dress in revealing outfits and/or flirt with older guys. This is also used as slang to indicate that the girl is acting in sluttish way, but can be used as sarcasm to show an outfit is cute yet skimpy. It could also be used to describe boys who have many girls clinging to him, but is mostly refered to as a slut monkey (the male equivilent to slut muffin).
"Tanya is such a little slut muffin! She's only 13 and David is 18! How dare she grind on him!"

"Aw, look at the little slut muffin in her mini skirt"
by Sakine June 24, 2009
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slutmuffins

Plural form of the word slutmuffin.
Slutmuffin being the compound of two words slut and muffin. May be used as a term of endearment between friends or lovers.
May be used as a compliment.
The female version of studmuffin.
Can be used to describe a woman who is outwardly very sweet, but has a very sexy side behind closed doors,
or someone who is outwardly both very sweet and very sexy.
Rarely used as an insult because of the cuteness of the term.
I love you my little slutmuffin.
Slutmuffin you are so sexy!
My girl is a total slutmuffin.
Did you see that slutmuffin? I'd totally tap that!
That Librarian is cute, I bet she is a total slutmuffin.
plural:
Those girls are total slutmuffins!
by Alexandria Slutmuffin May 16, 2007
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Blueberry slut muffin

A girl who displays whorish behavior.
Did you hear that she had sex with 3 guys last night what a blueberry slut muffin!
by Guns aka gunslinger April 30, 2010
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Banana Slut Muffin

The act of a man having sex with one woman, while simultaneously fucking another woman with a banana.
Charlie invited two girls home after the bar, while the hoes got undressed he pulled out a banana, and asked, "You thots fit for a banana slut muffin."
by Daisy's Twat September 3, 2017
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