Scurred

So scared you become screwed

Holy crap that scurred me

by derpeth February 15, 2018

skurred

Bastardized version of the word Scard

'Yo i watched this movie and i was so skurred i almost pissed my pants'

by Yo mama June 5, 2003

slurrence

Word used to describe a heinously hard task of a unwanted nature.

Word used to convey a greivence toward someone or something

"The water pipe is a fucking slurrence to try and get clean"

"You slurrence"

by Art Vandalay November 22, 2003

slurrer magurrer

when a woman's had too much wine, and mashes up her words. Usually involves calling you by several incorrect names until she gets to your name right.

slurrer magurrer had been mixing white and red all afternoon. mike wasn't impressed that she couldn't get his name right!

by lopez76 October 13, 2009

slurrey

y'kno that mess from your arse that runs down your leg when you can't possibly hold it in any further........

"slurrey - in - a hurry"

by yor ma February 5, 2008

Slurfed

Slurfed is refuring to getting raped in the buthole by a Ukranian Jew who hasn't had a perogie in 12 weeks. So he's a little rough around the edges and likes to feel friction from the sides of your butthole on his penis!

I was walking down the street and almost got slurfed... My butt hurt kinda tightened up today!

by Perogie Stealer July 23, 2012

slurbed

when you get jerked off and then swallowed

When we were hooking up last night I wAs slurbed, double whammy!!

by bearsera December 31, 2017