A derogatory phrase, often used to insult one’s intelligence. It can also be used to refer to a high or intoxicated individual.
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by Anqrygole February 14, 2018
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Ah man, last night me and Smurfet went to the smurfing parking lot, and she smurfed me right there. No smurfing smurf. So we went back to her place to smurf, and she started smurfing my smurf. Man its great to be a smurf. Smurf Yeah!
by mike October 14, 2003
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by kevin forever May 28, 2006
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Started from the green welcoming hills of Santa Rosa, California. It implies that you are high and drunk at the same time.
by Peter Carlson April 4, 2005
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