Louisville Slugger

A wooden, classic baseball bat with a large iron (preferably rusty) nail protruding from the barrel of the bat. The barrel of the bat is usually the thicker end of the bat.

yea, good thing i got mi louisville slugger!!

by L-to the-O-to the-L September 15, 2010

Slugger

Slugger is a Portmanteau (mash of different words).

The two blended words are ugly and slut. Slugger meaning ugly slut.

She's a slugger and she knows it.

by BR19337 June 20, 2016

Sloggett

Generally a male of the Sloggett clan will be bald by the age of 17 due to excessive male hormones; grumpy beyond belief; and will have a huge chip on his shoulder. These males consistently want what they don't have and do not understand contentment as it is an emotion they are yet to experience due to their NEED for always imagining what they might be able to attain in the future (instead of taking pleasure in the here and now).

They are of unbearable mood. This is at it's height when first awakening, eases during the day (as long as food and entertainment are provided at regular intervals), and then builds again into the evening, usually erupting in an arguement with surrounding family / friends before bed.

Females of this clan are usually integrated by marriage only; this is because sloggett sperm is widely known to only be able to produce male offspring with a view to the continuation of this unique species and surname. These females may start out as strong individuals but will slowly become ground down by the male sloggett's incessant nagging.

He's in a foul mood again, what a sloggett!

by chuckle66 February 8, 2010

sluggite

a person that replaces cool with nifty

Boy that was nifty

by DBB February 2, 2004

San Jose Super Slugger

Start out by renting a hotel room. Then, kidnap a midget and drug him, preferably with some roofies. If the roofies arent available, slam his head into a door. Be careful as to not have the doorknob hit him in the temple or it could cause instant death. With the midget unconscious, call a pimp and order a hooker. A black one with an attitude will work the best. When she gets to the room, make sure you are well hidden. As she walks in, hit her over the head with a hammer and knock her out. While she is out cold, penetrate all of her orifices a few times over. Bonus points are awarded if you can fuck her pussy, ass and mouth 3 times each, blowing a load each time, and having the hooker never awaken. Upon completion, tape a wooden nickle between her tits. Drag the midget into the room and drape his arm around her. Go outside and hide in the bushes and wait for the angry hooker to awaken. She will call her pimp in disgust. While the pimp is on the way, the midget should awaken. When the pimp arrives, he will have the hooker hold the midget while he plays hard ball with the midgets head. If done correctly, with one swing of the bat, the pimp will send the midgets head deep into the center of town, thus pulling off the San Jose Super Slugger.

Oh man Dean, the other night I did it, I pulled off a San Jose Super Slugger!

by captain commode October 10, 2009

slugged

slut-mugged. When a slut is used as bait for a mugging.

Before you start whorin' around, let me tell you this story...

Last summer I got SLUGGED:

I went to a motel with this slut, and when I was fucking her, 3 dudes ran in and mugged me.

by Freddy Foxhound May 31, 2006

sluggered

A very unmotivated person.

Andre stop being a sluggered and graduate. You have been in college almost a decade.

by Jonathan Maiden February 19, 2008