slowcome

comes from slimy hands

Amanda touched me with her slowcome hands.

by Royalstick January 24, 2009

Slowhole

Someone who thinks runners that run faster than them are all jerks.

Victoria is a classic slowhole ... if she can't keep up with someone, that runner is clearly a jerk.

by RunOregon July 20, 2009

Slowvertake

What occurs when a particlarly slow moving vehicle attempts to overtake and equally slow vehicle on the road/motoway/highway/freeway.

Sh*t, now we have to wait for that bus to slowvertake that truck.

by Daytona675 July 13, 2010

slowpod

An almanac, reference material or other informational book for those who don't have a smartphone, Ipod or otherwise electronic means of looking something up.

Who was the 8th president of the United States, you ask? Well I don't have a smartphone to look it up but let me pull out my slowpod here and see what the good ole World Almanac says.

by jenestra December 18, 2012

slowboat

A stupid person - a fool - an idiot; someone who is "extra slow."

"Slowboat" is an extension of the word slow, (like toolbox is an extension of the word tool).

"Josh, you just tried to argue that the world is flat - quit being such a slowboat."

by DarkShadowST September 6, 2018

Slowjob

It's slowly made... Job

Oh my god! So slow. Oh my.. Slow! Please make the slowjob faster

by Suklaa October 2, 2018

Slowdoo

A term used to describe when the online ERP system Odoo is running slowly.

I’m trying to put an order on but it’s taking ages because I’m getting Slowdoo

by DanHock February 12, 2020