Do You Want To Build A Snowman

No. No one wants to build a fucking snowman with you.

Do You Want To Build A Snowman is so 2013

by MrRandomDudeOnTheUrban September 15, 2014

slowbag

Someone who is conspicuously slow and gets right in front of you at the absolute worst time. A combination of "slow" and "douchebag."

(On the Long Island Expressway) "This fuckin' slowbag is gonna make me miss the first pitch!"

by Porgmundr May 23, 2023

slowmind

person with an uncharacteristically slow mind; one having thought processes that seem depressed in speed, often taking a very long time to think through a simple problem or situation only to come up with a stupid answer; a rainbow bison

Took you long enough... *muttering* ...freakin' slowmind.

by OmicronPersei8 April 29, 2008

Slowsay

a.k.a. "Curious George", one half of JONA

This person is known for his extreme ass-kissing, particular where Hermie is concerned. Also well known for smoking out into the wee hours of the night, pretending he is at work by logging onto Sametime, and saying "that's not cool, man, that's not cool". Is beloved by Cletus and Pocahontas. World-renowned for being an idiot and taking a gazillion hours to prepare and correct a return that should only take half an hour.

Slowsay took a puff of his joint and called up Hermie to tell him he would be late to work AGAIN because he had yet another ingrown toenail.

by Ophi April 26, 2005

slowjammer

someone who takes a long time to do anything

jay needs to hurry up hes such a slowjammer

by quik city killah June 11, 2009

Slowmensia

The inability to move quickly or act in an urgent manner.

Eli watched his breakfast decompose as his slowmensia prevented him from eating quick enough.

by yr7soccer May 11, 2018

Stowmarket

A shitty little town in Suffolk, where you are either living next to a bunch of 57 year old women or next to a hundred young druggies

Person one : what’s stowmarket like?
Person 2: shit

by Stowmartions January 4, 2021