slowboat

A stupid person - a fool - an idiot; someone who is "extremely slow."

"Slowboat" is an extension of the word slow, (like toolbox is an extension of the word tool).

"Josh, you just tried to argue that the world is flat - quit being such a slowboat."

by DarkShadowST September 6, 2018

showboating

Adding unnecessary style flurishes to skilled activities, often beyond ones skill level, increasing the risk, and usually used to taunt or impress others.

That skateboarder was showboating to impress that girl when he broke his ankle.

The Washington Generals were down 150 to 10 but the Globetrotters were still showboating for the crowd.

by DalethGimel January 3, 2009

sloboz

Sperm in it's splendourus state coming from both teluric and astral testicle! We say teluric to the lower testicle and astral to the higher testicle.

Si-a dat bikini jos, era plina de sloboz (Fantastik)

Muie, muie, muie, sloboz (Parazitii)

Slobozia (city in Romania)

by anonimu December 2, 2004

Snowboner

When a snowboarder gets aroused from the epic weather and other snowboarding conditions. In addition, if a fellow boarder does a totally awesome 1080 rodeo flip, that could lead to a snowboner.

Bro: Dude, we got like 12 feet of snow last night. It's awesome bro. I'm going to triple backflip on my first run. You see all the snow on the mountains brah?

Brah: Bro, your story just gave me a snowboner.

by Enlicensed One February 11, 2010

Slobovia

A pig pen or dump in which said slob is reigning queen/king.

My room is so disgusting, I feel like the upper Slobovian princess.

by Karolyn May 2, 2005

showboob

a larger, more attractive, perky breast or pectoral muscle, that is more aesthetically pleasing than the other.

"Wow Kara! when you stand to the side, i can only see your one glorious showboob, and not your smaller boob!" or "Oh my god. that girl's implants look so bad, at least she has a showboob."

by mattybeautiful October 19, 2009

SlowPowerHoeing

Not Living Your Life To The Fullest/Having Sex For Cheap/Paying Some Weak Dude

"You know Eric be hoeing now?" "Whaaat?" "Yea but you know she still mess with Tyler so they not getting no where!" Yea girl she "SlowPowerHoeing" #SLOWPOWERHOEING

by EastOaklandRoy October 1, 2010