slothed

To be incredibly high and retarted you dont function normally.

I was so slothed last night i dont remember anything.

by SteveGez September 24, 2006

spotted dick

A boiled British pudding that may be purchased tinned.

Is this the first time you have had a can full of spotted dick?

by Obiwankenorchid September 3, 2006

sotted

The stage of alcohol intoxication immediately after tipsy and prior to soused.

That guy is sotted, well on his way to getting stinking drunk.

by Heptite February 7, 2009

Spotted-cock

Name of a penis with serious birthmark damage. Life-long stain, blemish, deformation of the male unit.

"Hey Spotted-cock, grab me a beer!"
"Lay that polka-dotted sausage in my stinky pussy, Spotted-cock."
"We called him Spotted-cock"
Spotted-cock played with himself to gay porn, multiple times a day, wishing he didn't have such a fucked unit

by Xandria.g January 10, 2013

spotted

the word spotted stands for when your hole is palpitating and leaking because of someone.

Matt: Shut up bozo.
Deven: Omg u make me so spotted.....

by purrrrrrdspotted June 8, 2021

The Slotter

A fully fledged puzzle enthusiast and extraordinaire whom correctly slots puzzle pieces at a ludicrous rate. The Slotter cannot be rivalled by any other puzzler.

"Watch out The Slotter is slotting at 100 slots per minute."
"The Slotter will defeat that 5000 piecer like harry defeated voldemort"

by thebaldinggremlin January 28, 2015

slutted

Utterly defeated, pwned

1. You got slutted in that game last night.

2. I slutted that exam.

by drake_aging January 18, 2011