spooge crystals

White crusty substance that has been left over after mansoup spills on furniture and dries.

I went to sit on my couch and noticed my roommate left spooge crystals all over my favorite spot.

My girlfriends bangs were stuck to her forehead due to spooge crystals.

by Ima P Ness April 25, 2010

sploogebob

The act of jacking off to any episode of spongebob

"Damn son I just had the best sploogebob ever"
"What the fuck is wrong with you"

by xX_Pussy69Destroyer420_Xx November 28, 2016

Skooge

A random old man in a picture that looks like Scrooge from a Christmas Carol.

Plural: Skoogey

1) Jimothy is a real Skooge.

2) Spare Skoogey ma’am?

by Skoogeyclub November 16, 2018

Scooge

When you poop and there’s a little bit left over in the toilet after you flush requiring multiple subsequent flushes.

Andrew went to the bathroom and scooged so he had to flush three more times.

by Scooger July 7, 2018

slogger

(Noun) Slogger: A good lad who shouts Maccas

a random person: nah mate maccas on me!
another random person: thanks ya massive slogger good lad shouting maccas

by ffff// April 7, 2021

Shoogely

(Scottish) When something makes you shake or bounce at random and sometimes quite violently.

"Those pot holes on the road are going to make the drive to work quite shoogely!"

by Gr8 October 28, 2007

splooged

v. to ejaculate

dude i just splooged in her hair!

by JkNHai October 9, 2008