long slong

If you were born january you have a big slong

long slong

by jack storm October 08, 2020

long slong

Baes long/big dick

Damn bae you have a long slong

by poe.pok February 14, 2016

perpin' the slong

Term used when a male perpetrates having a well-endowed penis, when in fact, to his partner's surprise is actually the opposite of large. In this case, see peter petweeter.

Brad's perpin' the slong. He's really only two inches.

by geniusH August 06, 2006

slong coaster

When you get your tackle out at a dinner party and put it on the table

things were going swimmingly until Jimmy rocked the slong coaster

by Mr Fo April 29, 2008

dong slong

to rip your small knob off and chuck it as far as you can

the black man dong slonged his knob

by jo ho witness July 31, 2006

slong licker

Someone who licks slongs

Hey slong licker lick some tacos instead

by Slurped buttface October 02, 2023

slong monster

girl has a bigger pennis than you.

i met a slong monster last night

by cptsnowblow March 06, 2018