You can't go wrong if you shield your dong!
Before you deck her, cover your pecker!
While she gets in heat, package your meat!
Before undressing Venus, dress up your...
...you know what.
*rimshot*
Before you deck her, cover your pecker!
While she gets in heat, package your meat!
Before undressing Venus, dress up your...
...you know what.
*rimshot*
by Mark H June 17, 2004
Get the pro-condom slogans mug.Current or Former residents of European countries formerly on Eastern Side of the "Iron Curtain". Due to their Slobovian Heritage and nature, these individuals live in a different plane of existance regardless their current country of occupation.
Slobovian characteristics and attributes include but are not limited to:
Driving Slow in passing Lane,
Double Parking in front of open parking spots,
Stopping at green lights,
Excessive Smoking,
Going to busy convenient store and trying out all of the cigarette lighters while a line forms behind them,
Making Right hand turn from far left lane to go to convenient store for pack of smokes and to try out lighters,
Falling off balconies while engaging in spitting contests while out having smoke,
not using English Words, the , a , an, etc For example:
"Going to store to have smoke and try out lighter...",
Drive around in modified Dodge Omni with fin on the back and big "Boompa" Stereo listing to Polish Rap music,
Slobovian characteristics and attributes include but are not limited to:
Driving Slow in passing Lane,
Double Parking in front of open parking spots,
Stopping at green lights,
Excessive Smoking,
Going to busy convenient store and trying out all of the cigarette lighters while a line forms behind them,
Making Right hand turn from far left lane to go to convenient store for pack of smokes and to try out lighters,
Falling off balconies while engaging in spitting contests while out having smoke,
not using English Words, the , a , an, etc For example:
"Going to store to have smoke and try out lighter...",
Drive around in modified Dodge Omni with fin on the back and big "Boompa" Stereo listing to Polish Rap music,
by The Elk July 4, 2007
Get the Slobovian mug.Slogart is a version of bogart wherein an individual holds on to a joint for a very long time without actually taking a hit nor passing it on.
by Melabel June 3, 2017
Get the slogart mug.Guy 1: did you hear about the slobonma epidemic yesterday.
Guy 2: Whats slobonma?
Guy 1: slobonma knob bitch
Guy 2: Whats slobonma?
Guy 1: slobonma knob bitch
by seplin September 5, 2018
Get the slobonma mug.how a northerner would say “slug in my bum”
sometimes in reference to a big poo that is just raring to get out, see “slog out’bom” but often just used as a casual, every-day phrase. can also be used as an insult.
sometimes in reference to a big poo that is just raring to get out, see “slog out’bom” but often just used as a casual, every-day phrase. can also be used as an insult.
by conif3r February 9, 2021
Get the slog in't'bom mug.by Jesus C. July 2, 2006
Get the sloobag mug.1. One of the side effects of an advertising or 12 Step program.
2. Causes the people use a slogan instead of a thought process when talking to other people.
3. A very annoying trait.
4. Leads to a disease called steppism.
2. Causes the people use a slogan instead of a thought process when talking to other people.
3. A very annoying trait.
4. Leads to a disease called steppism.
1. I can not stand all of this advertising going on. Someone starts a slogan, it catches on, and the next thing you know everyone has a repetitive slogan syndrome.
2. I went to an AA meeting last night and all of the steppers had repetitive slogan syndrome. I felt like I was at an advertising convention for Bill W.
2. I went to an AA meeting last night and all of the steppers had repetitive slogan syndrome. I felt like I was at an advertising convention for Bill W.
by JR Harris May 13, 2011
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