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sloane

Another english stereotype. Similar to populars,abercrombies and similar behaviour to preps. Wealthy;almost exclusivly go to fee paying schools. They come in to basic types, female and male.
Female sloans can be identified by the following:
-Clothing from jackwills (the uk version of abercrombie), primark for some reason and abercrombie and fitch.
-purposly messed up hair usually fliped over onto one side of the head (they really do think this is cool)
-uggs
-oversized handbags
-sometimes excessive use of dark eyemakeup
-hoodies, skinny jeans, mini skirts, leggings
-feel the need to find ways to make non-sloanes feel inferior to them due to thier extremely large egos
-seem to only aknowledge fellow sloanes as people worthy of their time and attention
-think highly of themselves and have huge egos
-chase after male sloanes
-sometimes speak in a fake american accent
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Male sloanes
-style their hair (usualy so their manbangs go diagonally across their foreheads
-similarlily to females, wear clothing exclusivly from jack wills, abercrombie and other preppy brands.
-dress in skinny (or extremely baggy in a desperate attempt to be deemed cool) jeans
-have even larger egos than female sloanes
-date only female sloanes
-think they are amzing at all sports
-swear to make themselves seem cool and edgy

in conclusion, sloanes are self absorbed, extremely self concious ego-mainiacs who consider themselves the coolest, most popular people ever, though they are most definatly not.
Female:
Sloane 1 "Ohmygod, did you see that guy wearing jackwills?!Ohmygod he is sooooooooo fit"
Sloane 2 "I know but that girl he's talking to is like,soo not wearing any jackwills or abercrombie! she is so lame."

Male:
Sloane 1 "That guys haircut is sooo gay, like, what a loser"
Sloane 2 "What the fuck is he wearing, gap?"
by myusernameishot May 20, 2008
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(v.) to explode abruptly and demand respect (usually ending with a fist hitting the ground).
Jimmy sloaned all over his team when things didn't go his way.
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How to Spot a Sloane:

purposely messed up {normally blonde but can differ} hair,
pashmina around the neck,
dolly shoes {ballet pumps},
skinny jeans {not to be mistaken as the black ones emos wear},
mini skirts with ugg boots,
wish they lived in sloane square,
posh,
up their own arse,
shop in primark because they wish they were rich and pretend to but actually arn't,
talk about "daddy" alot,
wear huge ugly sunglasses on their messed up hair,
large leather {or fake leather} bags,
curled around man sloanes,
etc...
look out for pashmina wearing, dolly shoe wearing, hair messer uppery, sloanes!
by *x*Hannah*x* April 2, 2007
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1.one hot,sexy girl, ready for anything that comes her way.
2. normaly with a good looking young gentleman, who bones her every few nights, wether he wants to or not, just to make her happy
holy shit....shes such a sloane...i mean look at those...
by jakal licorice spitz July 18, 2008
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Make (something) more difficult or confusing by causing it to be more complex or Introduce complications in (an existing condition)

difficult to analyze or understand; "a complicated problem"
1. Do a sum 10 x 10 = 100 The right way

2. 1 + 9 + 40 / 2 x 4 = 100 The Sloaner way
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The act of producing a substance similar to airborne paint stripper from the anal region.
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A really pretty, popular girl, usually a cheerleader, fucking sexy, guys want to bone, virgin, loves to party, wears only designer.
Guy 1: damnnn did you see that sloane
guy 2: only the best can get that.
by viciouslover12 March 10, 2009
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