Sclenching

The act of holding in a fart you’re about to expel, in order to avoid obvious and general embarrassment. Usually they still squeeze out but with no sound and not as deadly.

Guy1: “omg last night with my gf I was holding in the biggest bomb when we were making out.”
Guy2: “you should have dropped that shit Hiroshima style.”
Guy1: “dude I like this girl, trust me I was sclenching mad… as soon as she left though my room smelt like Indian food cooking over burning hair with some garbage on top.”

by HarveysPimp September 25, 2005

screeching pterodactyl

during sex, the male being on top, grabs the blankets and spreads them out behind his back like wings and flaps and screeches like a pterodactyl

dude i gave Alison the screeching pterodactyl last night.

how did that go

not so well she broke up with me today

by Guerrilla655 October 27, 2010

Leeching

The act of constantly bumming food, cigarettes, weed, lighters, or anything they can from friends but never giving it back or repaying them.

"Josh is always leeching off me."
"Yeah he bummed 2 cigs off me and never gave me any back"
"Let's kill him"

"Ok"

by Kitten1013 September 14, 2016

Sleeping With Sirens

An American post-hardcore band originating from Orlando, Florida. The band consists of five members, the bassist: Justin Hills, the drummer: Gabe Barham, the rhythm guitarist: Jesse Lawson, the lead guitarist: Jack Fowler, and the vocalist, insanely talented Kellin Quinn. This band, thanks to their latest album Feel, are rising fast in the music industry and hopefully one day claim global dominace.

"You heard that band, Sleeping With Sirens?"
"YES OMG KELLIN OMG OMG"
"There are other people in the band too, you know..?"

by RyanZ August 18, 2013

leeching

To download without giving anything in return, esp. a huge file. To suck (bandwidth) dry, as a leech would.

Also: 'leech-light' - the HD activity light when on 'full'.

I'm leeching a movie from this guy.

Getting a good rate - my leech-light is on solid!

by D December 12, 2003

screeching weasel

great band , ben weasel is a genious for his awesome pop punk tunes \m/

supermarket fantasy , stupid over you , stupid girl , you blister my paint , planet of the apes i wanna be a homosexual , the girl next door

by liam January 19, 2005

sleeping bag

2 percocet, and 1 xanax

2 Percies and a Xan; That's a Sleeping bag. I got 2 bad bitches in my sleeping bag. Finna suck me up, told that bitch let Migos smash; Boy don't test yo luck, turn the Venue to a Boxing match.

by OGColours June 14, 2016