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Sledging

Similar to fisting, but using a sledgehammer rather than your fist. Basically its the art of fucking a person up the ass with a sledgehammer.
I gave your mum a damn good sledging last night, right after I gave her a cincinnati bowtie.
by Eddie Bear January 1, 2009
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Sledging

Beating somebody you hate to a pulp with a sledgehammer.
"Man I really can't stand Paris Hilton...I just wanna sledge her to a pulp"

"Kanye West is a fag..."

"Yea he's definitely sledge-worthy..."

Sledging can be a very fun fantasy to imagine out in your mind about people you can't stand, and can be quite therapeutic. When somebody's really bothering you or you just can't stand somebody cause he's a big fag or she's a fuckin bitch, you can just close your eyes and imagine beatin the shit out of that person with a sledgehammer (in your mind of course, not in real life).

This is a safe way to release anger and come to terms with your disdain for other people.
by Sledgemaster Flex February 24, 2010
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wookiee sledge

(Noun): short for "wookiee sledgehammer"; another term for an incredibly, almost unbelievably, large erect penis. Is so named due to the fact that its hardness and size could theoretically allow the owner (wookiee OR human) to use it as a sledgehammer.
"Why is that guy bleeding and screaming?"

"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."
by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007
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DJ Sledge

DJ Sledge, or Aloofgaming2003, is an up and coming soundcloud producer
"Hey did you hear that new DJ Sledge?" says Aloof. "It's a bop!"
by thesaltboy420 December 19, 2018
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Sledge Cock

An extraordinarily large penis.
I only buy underwear online because if I go to the store I'm forced to stare at a picture of some sledge cock douche bag on each package, which is not how I want to spend a hungover early Saturday afternoon.
by Shamit Guha July 13, 2007
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wookiee sledge

(Verb): The act of using a wookiee sledge to mushroom slap someone in the head with such force that it results in severe, vegetable-state-inducing brain damage and/or instant death.
"Did you hear what happened to Mike?"

"Yeah, he totally got wookiee sledged. Knocked his head. Clean. Off."
by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007
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sister sledge

One woman complimenting or praising another woman on anything.
You sure know how to dance, way to go sister sledge!
by Cindy Stone February 28, 2008
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