steven slater

Patron Saint of Flight Attendants

Steven Slater, upon being hit in the face by a customer's overhead luggage, became psychotically enraged. He then shouted expletives at passengers, opened the door, triggered the emergency exit warnings, grabbed two beers from the beverage cart, and made his escape down the inflatable slide onto the runway. He was arrested while having sex later.

His tirade was immediately discussed on the social media. He is a leading authority on how to quit a job.

by Diego Mendez August 12, 2010

salted

when pain is inflicted by means of insult, blackmail, or general embarassment. originated from when salt is sprinkled into a wound, causing further stinging and pain. later, gestures were added for effect, often consisting of rubbing fingers together over the victim's head to suggest gingerly applying a layer of salt for extra emphasis on "being served."

-your momma's so fat that when her beeper goes off, everyone thinks she's backin up
-salted!!

by feedyourcat January 27, 2006

A.C. Slater

taking a shit sitting on the toilet facing the opposite direction the way A.C. Slater sat in Saved By The Bell when he ate at The Max

Im going to A.C. Slater so that i can take a shit and do my homework at the same time

by Branny Pakistani December 7, 2007

slayed

a word used when you dominate or do really well on something. also used when you defeat an opponent.

-Dude, I slayed that history test!

-How'd you do in that Madden game against Gavin?
--I totally slayed him, it wasn't even close.

by chicken man1212 September 18, 2007

Penn Stated

Using power bestow and entrust upon you, using this power to force or influence young boy to have sex (homosexual) with you. Having sex with a young boy in the University shower; pedophiliac,

He got Penn Stated last night.

by PSCoach November 15, 2011

Nuke with Salted Earth

The act of blocking and deleting a person from social media, phone and everything else given with an explanation of why a relationship will never work; forever destroying the possibility of ever meeting again. Much more polite and complete than ghosting. A relationship nuked is utterly destroyed and forever gone.

I found out she does meth so I had to nuke with Salted Earth our relationship.

by Liberation Theology August 21, 2019

Slanted and enchanted

the combination of drinking alcohol and smoking marijuana

Theodore: Hey dude wanna get some beers?

Ralph: Does a lion poop in a zoo?!?!? Lets get some buds too

Theodore: Hell yeah lets get SLANTED AND ENCHANTED then hit the titty bar ;P

by sabatian eather December 15, 2012