"Slade Craven filled up Glen Benton's inverted crucifix scar with piss and then lapped it up."
"Slade Craven used a pineapple as a condom when he was fucking Chris Barnes"
"Slade Craven once fisted Crazy Town then rapped 'Forgot about Dre' but changed all the words into Disturbed lyrics. Then shat."
"DevilDriver challenged Slade Craven to a farting competition but Slade Craven followed through right on that fucking guy from Coal Chamber's face."
"Slade Craven gained Kid Rock's trust, then did a poo in his kitchen"
"Slade Craven used a pineapple as a condom when he was fucking Chris Barnes"
"Slade Craven once fisted Crazy Town then rapped 'Forgot about Dre' but changed all the words into Disturbed lyrics. Then shat."
"DevilDriver challenged Slade Craven to a farting competition but Slade Craven followed through right on that fucking guy from Coal Chamber's face."
"Slade Craven gained Kid Rock's trust, then did a poo in his kitchen"
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The androgynous, sexy, self-destructive glam rock superstar that happens to be the main character in Todd Haynes' movie Velvet Goldmine. That's what you get when you mix 75% David Bowie and 25% Dorian Gray. Also known as his stage alter-ego Maxwell Demon. Played by beautiful Jonathan Rhys Meyers.
Bowie fan: Isn't David Bowie awesome?
"Velvet Goldmine" fan: Yeah, but I prefer Brian Slade.
Bowie fan: Erm, that guy doesn't exist, he's just a bad copy of Ziggy Stardust.
"V. G." fan: I don't care, he's freaking awesome!
"Velvet Goldmine" fan: Yeah, but I prefer Brian Slade.
Bowie fan: Erm, that guy doesn't exist, he's just a bad copy of Ziggy Stardust.
"V. G." fan: I don't care, he's freaking awesome!
by Rashi101 November 16, 2010
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Get the Acey Slade mug.A very sexy man who is way cooler than any other person alive...(Including chix). He is very much a crowd pleaser but ultimatly he is deeper than what meets the eye...
Cathi: You are so cool!
Slade: No ways your cooler!
Cathi: Man, its a known fact that no one can be cooler than you...
Slade: Sigh I guess that's true...
Slade: No ways your cooler!
Cathi: Man, its a known fact that no one can be cooler than you...
Slade: Sigh I guess that's true...
by GeorgeManFragger October 16, 2011
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