Stretched Ham

A gaping anus. Achieved through fisting or sexual penetration with a girthy cock or sex toy. See gaping.

Rachel had some stretched ham when I left last night.

Cathy is really into fisting. She loves the full feeling and a good stretched ham.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

stretched out

when someone is left unconscious or incapacitated from a severe beating, usually on the ground with arms and legs splayed out.

Fuck with any of my niggas and we'll leave you stretched out on the block.

by thuqs January 23, 2011

stitched up

Stitched up: Being lied to or mistreated, being told something by someone and they do the opposite of what they told you.

Person A: I got Stitched up by my friends
Person B: How?
Person A: I invited loads of my friends over to my house and it's been an hour an they haven't shown up. So I asked them where they were and they'd invited loads more people to their house.

by Princess Shalorflorf December 4, 2016

Switched

This means when a boy gets a boner because they received a nude or saw a nice ass.

Brad: Damn, I just got switched by my girl!

by davidobanter May 12, 2017

spritcher

Someone who walks in on people whilst they are performing a sexual act, either by accident or on purpose.

Get out the room, man! We're in the middle of some raunchy sex. Dude, you're such a spritcher!

by Horny Dawny July 3, 2006

stretched quimosine

An extremely elongated fanny that has taken plenty of people for a ride.

I heard Betty has a stretched quimosine.

by ButtMonkeyUK June 12, 2009

Skeetched

To be high or drunk to the greatest extent

Friend: Hey man how was the party last night?

Guy: It was sick dude. I was skeetched out of my mother fuckin' mind.

by The Bartender123 January 3, 2011