skoozer

1. Noun: a person who behaves more drunk than he or she actually is, usually after having only one drink as an excuse to act up.

2. Noun: a drink made with equal parts orange juice, gin, vodka and white rum. Any clear alcohol can be added or substituted to "taste." Drinking a Skoozer often leads to behaving like a skoozer.

Behaving like a real jerk, Joe claimed to be drunk; we knew he was just being a skoozer.

by Jeff and John June 7, 2005

Scoofer

A poor, low-class & trashy person. (Offensive)

My neighbor is such a scoofer; I wish he'd get rid of those junk cars in his front yard.

by Scoofer January 2, 2017

spoofer

1. A male person of limited intelligence dumbass who simulates masturbation through actions or word of mouth.

by trev_nz July 12, 2003

snoofer

An adorable baby animal that you want to snuggle.

My Brewster is such a snoofer.

by MrsMinx January 25, 2005

sloofer

a male slut/man whore/hoe

He ended up being a total sloofer, looks like girls aren't the only hoe's around.

by jennalyn olivia quaid June 30, 2008

Spoofer

For use as a description of absolutely any person or object. Originating from the derogatory definition of Semen.

How are you Spoofer. Where's the Spoofer? I've had a Spoofer of a day. Spoof!

by Sydney Correspondent September 9, 2003

Spoofer

A slang reference to the already slang reference of fart.

(slang, vulgar) To make air come out of the anus.

"Oh man...who spoofered?"
"Don't spoofer in the car."
"If you spoofer one more time I'm going to kill your face."
"I love it when he spoofers. It's romantic."
"Your spoofers smell like sun baked dog crap."
"Your breath smells like my dad's spoofers."

by Nelopee December 10, 2008