Skelpt Arse

Colloquial Scottish for an ass that has been hit with either a hand or object.

A smacked fanny (US English)
A spanked bottom (UK English)

By the time I'm finished love making he's gonna have a skelpt arse.

by daveyutah February 6, 2013

Sarah Sheppard

A piece of shit, with pieces of corn and black beans stuck inside of it. It smells awful and ruins relationships.

dude 1 - "Dude, why does the whole house smell like rank shit?"
dude 2 - "because I ate a nasty empanada and took a Sarah Sheppard"

by ColombianButtSlut August 9, 2020

sfepp

casual, teasing touching of a friend's (not someone a person is in a relationship with) genitals or breasts

scene- girls and guys standing outside of mall- lots of flirting, joking around, girl walks up to one of the guys, grabs at package, guy yells " **** just sfepped me!" laughter ensues.

by Kato Tater January 20, 2005

Skeppy

a Minecraft YouTuber with over 175,000 subscribers. Know for his hate towards the peanut butter company, known as Jif. Skeppy is very funny, talented, and fun to watch.

You: Hey did you see Skeppy's new video
Friend: Yeah it's great!

by NoHacksJustTimmo September 21, 2017

skelper

This is a scottish word and can mean two things; 1. In its main context this is used to describe having a red face (i.e blushing)and comes from the word skelp which basically just means slap. After a person is skelped he or she would have a red mark where the contact was made (usually the face) hence they would have a skelper. 2. This word can also be used to describe a person (usually a female) who is less than attractive

1. Youve got a pure skelper by the way. 2. Did you see the burd he pulled last night she was a skelper

by fabiypt February 5, 2007

Skephalo smut

A genre of skephalo fanfiction that shouldn't exist but exists anyways.

"Are you reading Skephalo smut again?"

"Yeah its hot af.."

by TheYukiFlower January 14, 2021

Seppuku

Honorable suicide commited by Samurai after they have shamed themselves or are failed their masters. Samurai could be ordered to commit suicide by their lords (Daimyo)
The samurai would disembowel himself, and when the pain got to be too much to where he might shame himself, his second would decapitate him.

by Maness October 30, 2003