silent majority

An unspecified large majority of people who lurk on
message boards or in chat rooms, but do not express
their opinions.

Poster 1 : This message board is pretty dead--only a
handful of people have posted all day.

Poster 2 : Yes, but the whole silent majority is reading it.

by goldandsilverowner July 22, 2010

Random acts of silence

When something occurs that makes everybody stop talking and pay attention to the situation. Usually funny and very embarrassing. Can happen in a large group or a small intimate setting. Usually has something to do with racism.

Here is a perfect example of random acts of silence

Background noise from party

Becky: This party is awesome.
Ray: Yeah its alright. Its a little dark in here though, if you know what I mean?
Becky: I could ask him to turn the lights up.
Ray: I mean there are a lot of coons in here.

Record stops and everybody stops talking and looks

by Cletus B Delicious July 25, 2011

silent pothead

a person who is a pothead but noone would think they would be.

someone who smokes weed or drugs alot and denys it to the public is considered a silent pothead

by James maginbush October 8, 2005

silent laughing

Laughing so hard that the voice box shuts down and the body jerks around in spasmatic efforts to make a noise.

Anneliese, watching from her bed, was in the middle of one of those spasms of SILENT LAUGHING that wrack your body with convulsions and render you unable to make a single noise. You're like a whacked-out mime immitating a gleeful chimpanzee who just threw a handful of faeces at someone from behind the bars at the zoo.

by missbandit May 28, 2006

silentlynessa

A Roblox tiktoker who recently blew up because of a cringy and fake voice reveal video. Everyone are now sending hate comments to her but she just ignores them because shes blind. People are also saying that she has never heard her voice.

I don't like silentlynessa, shes cringy.

by MrPlakss February 9, 2021

silent hater

People who pretend to support you but secretly wish for you to fail; people who are haters, but don't speak up because they know the person they secretly 'hate' on has real talent and is going somewhere therefore they remain silent until they can find a reason to hate out loud.

This girl smiles in my face, but talks behind my back. She's a silent hater by definition.

by TheRealDWithV January 25, 2012

Silent but deadly

A creeper, a floating air bisquit. A fart that can not be heard but can sure as hell be smelt. This type of flatulent sneaks up on you and unless there is a breeze, hard to tell who it came from. Don't ever recognize this type of fart out loud otherwise you fall into the rule of: "Whoever smelt it delt it"

"Dayum, someone done let loose a silent but deadly"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003