sideline nigga

A dude that take the place of a starter when he ain't doing his job. Aka Chris Byrd

Girl 1 : Girl what's wrong?
Girl 2 : My man ain't shit
Girl 1 : Call your sideline nigga from off the bench

by Thotty McSidelined December 6, 2013

Sidewinder

when a guy has a boner but it sticks off to the side.

I was at the beach and i saw this guy with speedo and he had a crazy sidewinder.

by TickleMeElmo14 February 10, 2014

sidewinders

I dont' know. Billy Joel's "Still Rock-n-Roll to me" has the lyric......."how about a pair of pink sidewinders and a bright orange pair of pants.....you could be a real Beau Brummel baby if ya just give it half a chance......What are sidewinders?

What are sidewinders

by Mojo1088 July 31, 2011

sidewinders

noun. A pair of female breasts, or nipples, that do not point in the same direction.

"Hey, look at this picture dude, her tits point in different directions"
"Ugh, sidewinders, I hate that shit"

by Tom September 23, 2005

sidewinder

a turd so massive that it hits the toilet water while still coming out of your ass and then wraps itself around the bowl

Damn, I just left a sidewinder that wouldn't go down when I flushed, I hadda use the plunger to break it up and flush again

by Skell February 12, 2008

Sidewinder

A penis that slants towards one side or another. Probably from excessive masturbation.

Yo Rafi, how big is your schlong?
It’s 6 inches normally, but since I developed a sidewinder, it’s 4.5.

Damn, that sucks, Olga must not like it.

by Timothy Vanscoy February 15, 2018

Sarajevo Sidewinder

When driving on a four lane divided highway, you get caught behind a slow moving vehicle in the right lane and a vehicle doing the same speed in the passing lane, when ready, proceed to pass between the two cars.

These two idiots decided to drive beside eachother on the highway so I had to pull out the Sarajevo Sidewinder on them

by schwarz August 19, 2007