shmuckface

a blend of cocky douchebag, idiot, and tool

That guy thinks he's the shit...he's a shmuckface.

by asdfghjkl456 January 22, 2012

The South Dakota Shuck

The South Dakota Shuck is a technique for masturbating horses or well hung men where you give the penis a gentle indian burn while moving your hands up and down the shaft. this was revolutionized by Anderson in the year 2000.

We weren't sure he would get the salty horse cum but then Anderson used the south dakota shuck and got a faceful of horsey love.

by gene_horse_lover September 29, 2007

Coconut Shucker

Originally conceived in Houston city-data based off the rantings of a forum smartass, "coconut shucker" just means you're like the coolest thing since Elvis ate sliced bread sandwiches with the Fonz. When you're a "coconut shucker," every guy wants to be you and every woman wants to be with you. And you drink Dos Equis.

That dude Chad is such a coconut shucker... the life of the party every time! I wish I could be just like him!

by AK blah blah June 25, 2010

aw shucks

another way of saying damn, jeepers, gosh, oh you shouldn't have, or phooey

Aw shucks. I burned off my wiener with the heater.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005

Pud Shucker

A heterosexual feminazi pseudo-prude who hates men but still wants sex with them - provided it is vaginal only in the missionary position, thinks her shit doesn't stink, ascribes horrible personal character flaws to any guy who has ever shown interest in her, dated her, fucked her, or inevitably split from her, and badmouths those guys to every one she knows every chance she gets.

Pud shuckers never take responsibility and are always victims... even when they cause a break-up by messing around.

Beware of chicks on on dating sites who use keywords like "looking for a real man" - they are probably pud shuckers.

I saw you looking at Jacqui B. the other night. Don't go messing with her. She's a pud shucker... every ex boyfriend she's ever had is a psycho stalker or kiddy diddler.

by Jafr2 January 15, 2009

Shmuckus

Pronounced “SHH-muck-us” or “SHH-muck-iss”
Tiny or small unknown particles, similar to residue. A singular Shmuck is one (1) unknown particle/residue

Damn, look at all that shmuckus you left on the table, you eat like an animal, learn to clean up after yourself you shmuck.

by :^{} August 20, 2020

Fut the shuck up

Another (more awesome) way of saying "shut the fuck up".

Person 1: Hey man, your mum's a dog.
Person 2: Fut the shuck up asshole.

by Jackusssssssss January 15, 2009