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Ryan Sheckler

A whiney little bitch, in spite of the fact that he is only 17, one of the best skateboarders in the world, owns several houses, is set for life, has a fleet of hundred thousand dollar vehicles, and 85% of the female population wanting to bang him. In short, someone who is a whiney little bitch with no grounds for it.
"Dude, just cuz you can't get laid doesn't mean you have to get all Ryan Sheckler about it."

"Man bro, you have no idea how hard my life is, it totally sucks winning gold medals and being able to rip over anyone on the planet. I hate having all these girls want to bang me. I just want to get away from it all but I can't decide whether to drive my Range Rover on 26's or my lifted Dodge Ram 2500.

Yeah Ryan Sheckler, you're right that does sound hard. I gotta go though man, I have to flip burgers for 9.5 hours to afford a blank skate deck and a half a tank of gas in my 89 escort. Maybe we can skate again if I can get off work."
by Duke Livingston February 20, 2008
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sheckler

tucking your erect penis between your legs and getting a BJ from behind
You have not had a BJ until you've had a sheckler.
by STJ's Finest October 25, 2010
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SheCoonery

Shenanigans + Coonery; behavior and antics that perpetuate black stereotypes in society such as depicted on certain Reality TV series.
There was a cat fight on that new reality show last night, I have never seen such shecoonery!
by K.J.Steezy January 14, 2012
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shmecka

Taking one's penis freshly coated with vaginal juices and smacking it across the face of either the female whom the juices came from or another person, making a wet smacking sound.
After a round with Linda, I nailed Bob with a shmecka while he was sleeping on the couch.
by AceofBlades October 8, 2017
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Shiecka

that was a Shiecka moment
by alelmao February 25, 2023
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shmeckle

An extremely small penis, the size of a tick tack.
Kyle said, "I have a shmeckle!" Matt replied, "Do you jack off with a cheerio?"
by Werner Heisenberg March 20, 2009
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shmeckelkecker

I see you came with a shmeckelkecker.
by Steviedee February 11, 2004
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