shaved snatch

A clean pussy

KFC casher: hi what can I get for you, a leg or a thigh?

Old man: I want a shaved snatch please

Old man: and that's why I'm not allowed at KFC anymore

Female: wow!

by person876543 March 13, 2015

DJ Swavey

Re-known DJ from the Palm Coast, FL also known as Chris A. A producer, mixer, and music aficionado. Part of TISA Gang, and W.o.W. Records, making Rap, R&B, and Pop singles/albums. DJ Swavey is Spanish descended originally from Chile. He was also originally known as DJ Dizz Nuts.

Just got done making this dope record at the studio with my boi DJ Swavey.

by Treble Pebble December 14, 2011

Trying to Shave a Snake

A phrase coined by Demetri Martin.. It is used to describe a situation that doesn't work out well, just like shaving a snake. It's just not going to happen.

"You hear Jerry's trying to open that Frozen Yogurt business?"
"Good luck to him.. If you ask me, he's trying to shave a snake."

by JollyLama February 27, 2010

shaved beaver

refers to a woman who has shaved her pubic area (her beaver)

I told her I was tired of cunnilingus because she had so much twat hair that got in the way, so next time she showed up with a shaved beaver.

by Jake February 3, 2004

Shaved on jawline

A facial hair fashion for alpha males

Don jnr has no chin so he went for a shaved on jawline

by 2sundancer2 February 14, 2021

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born

Yooo let's get Patrick Shwavyd lol that’s lit

by Tinymeatgangster December 16, 2019

save your shave

When you need to shave, but decide not to because of an important event coming up. Saving your shave is done to eliminate any irritation you would receive from shaving too often.

Guy1: Dude you haven't shaved for like a week, you need to get on that.

Guy2: Yeah I know, I'm about to.

Guy1: On second thought, you should save your shave for when your girlfriend comes this weekend!

Guy2: Oh good idea, I wouldn't want razor burn while she's here

by Scooter5465 April 6, 2010